I was watching porn last night and this morning. I never watch porn but my computer kept shutting down so it was on repeat the same scene and then shutdown. Turn on again and shutdown. Not meant to watch that shit.
Joey “Jaws” Chestnut broke his own hot dog eating record to win his seventh consecutive Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship in Coney Island yesterday. Chestnut devoured 69 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes, breaking his previous record of 68.
Oh but I love it. I'll give u a good surpise. A kick in the pants. A kick in the and/or ur ass. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. I fucking love big penises. Yes yes. Thebigger the better. I want to fuck a giant. As a peuny human being. LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
the[ ][ ]**[ ][ ] Or the one in ur paaants? LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Poop-dreams. Poop dreamer. LLLLLLLLLol.
but I need to work to eat Ribs :( or mexican or anything. I have weed and no food. What kind of shit is that? Must work to live. I want the holiday to hurry up and be over so we can go back to normal.
I'm soooooooo boredddddddddddddd. There was the most intense thunder here I have ever heard. Frickken loud and ground shaking. Earth and/or ground quak[e]ing style.
I'm laying on the ground with my lap[- and/or [ ] and/or []]top over a vent and humped and/or humping it. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. That was fun. It was fun.
what the hek did I do wrong? I put the moist tabbacco in there....maybe too much? I put the tin foil on tight and punched about ten holes in it. Lit that charcoal.I was kinda impatient with that. I kept trying to puff to ignite a flame but... I dunno ....I like those monster hits. what am i doing wrong?
maybe too big ... i didnt know so i kept messing with the cole and making the holes bigger. Last week was my first time at a hookah spot. I love the hookah. gets me light headed doe. I think i was too hyped to be getting all that smokey smoke at that lounge and now lil to nutin at the cribo :(
I bet ur friend probably kept onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn telling u to leave it. And u weren't listening and started arguing like a BITCH. Not like blah blah blah. ... . RUN.
apologize to someone that cant remember their absurd behavior? No thanks. I dont need to be around that. both times this week babysitting. I need to be looked after for once. I take care of the whole household. Picking up shit and feeding mouths giving money away cleaning cooking and what in return a fuckin drunken retard that dont remember shit & does not appreciate a good friend! im cool with that.
the first time i drank more and i was the grounded one... second time i drank nothing. I can handle my liquor. & I smoke weed. I dont act like a fuckin dumb fuk when I drink.
Am I evolved? That ur asking me.?.?.?.?.?.?.? Or give off that impression????????? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I'm the betterest bestest. Why? Why did u miss me? Should we? LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
I can help u. Yes. I'll help. I'll help u. I'd be delighted to. I would be delighted to help. I would be delighted to help u. I'd be delighted to help u. I would be delighted to. I'd be delighted to help.
Yeah. I know. For real eh. Why didn't they to begin with? Like, from the beginning when the shitting and/or pissing and/or spamming started from the beginning. And now we're here.
why cant they play other shit besides drake all day. That gets old tooo. frackin same ass songs over and over and over fuk! They need to play tyler the creator more
Response to what? Response for what? Response for I wanna bum[- and/or [ ] and/or []]fuck? No. Yes. I was waiting. I am waiting. Wait. Wait wait. Wait, wait. I'm not waiting. I'm waiting. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
I kinda mope around broken hearted but all and all blessed to have my little furry angels and good weather, some tunes , weed and food. That stuff makes me happy.
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So. ? . . .
loveeeeee doop doop doop doop
Yes. Yes indeed. Indeed.
so.... where is the invite?
[Iin]To my poo pants?
I didn't poo myself, so u don't get one. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
you dont have my address anyway so neener neeener neeener!
omg so horny lately thinking about cheating on Drakie poo poo mi boobie boosk boo boo bo diddly
So?
Why cheat? It kills u. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. Bye.
so what?
Daddio. Daddo. Daddy-yo. Daddyo. Daddyolo. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
Cuz he gets ass daily! Im going on 2 years ! Fuk that shit!
Wow. He must be a very horny guy and/or huge horn[-]dog.
I make Somalian guys nervous. *my t-shirt name*
mami , madre , Anne
=D . . . . . . . .
I bet it aiiight. I bet he is a doggie howlin at the moon. WOlf like indeed. WHat the hek happened to Drakes dog?! One pic and he/she disappears :(
I was watching porn last night and this morning. I never watch porn but my computer kept shutting down so it was on repeat the same scene and then shutdown. Turn on again and shutdown. Not meant to watch that shit.
I love u.
LOL. Idiot.
U might have a virus on ur computer now.
amarte más
I want to get down but I don't want to give it up to someone new. Maybe call an ex? I dunno. Its time.
Im hungry for some authentic mexican food.
Maybe.
Yo'queiro taco bell.
yea at least you know what u r getting when u deal with an ex. surprise disappointments suck.
taco supreme mmmmm
Yes. So call me maybe. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
I like the veggie shit.
cantina bowl ay ya ye
McDonalds. Fries. With Hot Mustard and/or any nugget dipping sauce.
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
lesbian love is not my thing dear. i like hot dog. more like yankee/ sausage doig
Joey “Jaws” Chestnut broke his own hot dog eating record to win his seventh consecutive Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship in Coney Island yesterday. Chestnut devoured 69 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes, breaking his previous record of 68.
Oh but I love it. I'll give u a good surpise. A kick in the pants. A kick in the and/or ur ass. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. I fucking love big penises. Yes yes. Thebigger the better. I want to fuck a giant. As a peuny human being. LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
yes big is great !
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. I can still cook and/or make a mean hot[- and/or [ ] and/or []]dog. The bigger[,][ ][ ]**[ ][ ]
i want a big hot dog in my oven hahaha on bake mode
who bakes hot dogs tho?
and/or on the ass[ ][ ]**[ ][ ] cheek. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
Who cares. It sounds good. Dick baker. Dick Baker. Video on trial. Mtv. Much Music. MTV. M. T. V. M.T.V. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
[- and/or [ ] and/or []hee][ ][ ]**[ ][ ]
** **
Video On Trial.
Chet Baker
I don't care. His new name is Shirley. Cholbeknyang. Shirley Cholbeknyang**.
i want my baby back baby back ribs!
I make very good ribs too.
beef ribs with bbq sauce please
And those are "difficult"[ to make].
Come and get 'em. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee
feed me Seymore!
What kind of bbq sauce. The one from the toilet? Is the one from he toilet okay? The toilet one. K. Good. Good choice. Is fine? Is fine.
the[ ][ ]**[ ][ ] Or the one in ur paaants? LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Poop-dreams. Poop dreamer. LLLLLLLLLol.
i have to go to work. Its been real. Peas.
I'll do it.
? Im good there is a dope rib spot by my job.
Have a great day :)
Very good. U should eat there then. I love fries.
Go.
later
BYE.
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. I bet he almost ran pff wikawfoiery ewir highrighag. Nothig. Notng. Nothing. Nothing.
Sike! im not going to work
but I need to work to eat Ribs :( or mexican or anything. I have weed and no food. What kind of shit is that? Must work to live. I want the holiday to hurry up and be over so we can go back to normal.
ima eat doe. damn im hungry!
time to raid the fridge i suppose.
Lick my ass.
I'm going to nap and/or napping. Doe.
wake up!
I'm soooooooo boredddddddddddddd. There was the most intense thunder here I have ever heard. Frickken loud and ground shaking. Earth and/or ground quak[e]ing style.
cool! I like Thunder
I'm laying on the ground with my lap[- and/or [ ] and/or []]top over a vent and humped and/or humping it. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. That was fun. It was fun.
The GROUND. OBVIOUSLY.
im hanging out with my cats. They are competing for my attention.
okaaaay
L. O. L.
I tried to smoke hookah today but I couldnt get the smoke to be thick :( Im new to that.
Not me. I'm a pro. I know everything. I'm a professional. I'm professional at everything.
what the hek did I do wrong? I put the moist tabbacco in there....maybe too much? I put the tin foil on tight and punched about ten holes in it. Lit that charcoal.I was kinda impatient with that. I kept trying to puff to ignite a flame but... I dunno ....I like those monster hits. what am i doing wrong?
I just inhale it like smoke too. I don't give a fuck about diseases. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
tobacco**
how do i get that shit smokey tho?
Fix what u did wrong. M[m]r. and/or m[M]rs. and/or m[M]s. and/or m[M]iss[.] I[I]mpatient.
dyn 150u better give a fuk about diseases
Huh?
i will watch a tutorial or something
I smoke regular smokes[ too].
It's gonna be the same shit. Maybe too many holes and PATIENCE. KEY WORD[S] IN CAPITAL. MORON.
I hope the holes were small[ then].
maybe too big ... i didnt know so i kept messing with the cole and making the holes bigger. Last week was my first time at a hookah spot. I love the hookah. gets me light headed doe. I think i was too hyped to be getting all that smokey smoke at that lounge and now lil to nutin at the cribo :(
U have to be so UGH. AND A TIME[- and/or [ ] and/or []]WASTER. AND SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.
COLE OR COAL********************* WAIT. JUST WAIT. HOOOOOOOLY. SHIT.
hee hee lol
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. Did the coals fall onto he tobacco? LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-heeeeeeee-hee. Ur so stupid and/or dumb.
i kept taking the foil off to see what was up and at one point put more in lol
Hoon main dhona nu thapar mra gi. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. Didddddddddyyyyio ya'll feel a slap? I know I sure did.
mara[ ][ ]**[ ][ ]
should i see my old booty call? I need to be sorted out baaaaad! Or can he not be trusted?
Yeah. Yup. U kept burning the holes bigger. Seriously. Why? LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
Fuck him in the ass if u like. Ow owwwww.
I just wanted that coal to light up so i kept messing with it... Next time I will let it be
That means u fucked up the foil and kept fucking it up and then had to change it like[s] a[s] stupid dumb moron.
I bet ur friend probably kept onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn telling u to leave it. And u weren't listening and started arguing like a BITCH. Not like blah blah blah. ... . RUN.
some people are retarded
I am better off alone as usual
Wow. Ur so ugly.
doesnt change the fact that im in need of some lovin
Go[ and] apologize to ur friend.
I never said i had good looks so thanks for reminding me.
Yeah. Sure. Good. Good for u. Asshole.
apologize to someone that cant remember their absurd behavior? No thanks. I dont need to be around that. both times this week babysitting. I need to be looked after for once. I take care of the whole household. Picking up shit and feeding mouths giving money away cleaning cooking and what in return a fuckin drunken retard that dont remember shit & does not appreciate a good friend! im cool with that.
Ur gonna rergret it. ...... . I bet u were the drunk one.
the first time i drank more and i was the grounded one... second time i drank nothing. I can handle my liquor. & I smoke weed. I dont act like a fuckin dumb fuk when I drink.
Right. I bet u throw bottles at people when u get drunk and/or rowdy. And do dick sucking gestures, if not verbalize it.
wrong chick lol omg noooo tellin u gang bang... if i leave then i the bad guy so that is why
U MAKE SO MUCH SENSE. OH MY GOD. U SHOULD BE A SWAMI O[L[']D] WISE ONE. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
I'd shoot u all. And/or kill u all. With my bare hands. Thank-u. And thank[-]u. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee & thank[- and/or [ ] and/or []]u.
thank u thank u
omg we r twins i was saying thank u copy cat! FUk
I was actually really nice and held it together cuz i can get down
I knew that would get u wound up haha...
i do like how u do
What would hmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmm?
rock da boat :)
i missed you when u were gone
I want to evolve... help PLEASE!
Am I evolved? That ur asking me.?.?.?.?.?.?.? Or give off that impression????????? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I'm the betterest bestest. Why? Why did u miss me? Should we? LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
/and[ ][ ]**[ ][ ]
I can help u. Yes. I'll help. I'll help u. I'd be delighted to. I would be delighted to help. I would be delighted to help u. I'd be delighted to help u. I would be delighted to. I'd be delighted to help.
The government is emitting signals to dumb people down... I feel like im getting dumber by the minute.... HELP!!!! Im moving to Canada!
Yeah. No.
ok
i go be stupid now
All good i get it... fin
good for both yep
:)
jerk
How? Why would u say that? How am I a jerk? What makes u say that? To me and/or about me[ to me]. ? . ? . ? . ? . ?
because you are
selfish and inconsiderate
How?
think about it... I have wasted too much time here.
fuk u im sick of your shit!
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. What are u talking about? We sound like lesbian lovers now.
shutup!
I want to play a boardgame! Im sick of this online friendship. I like real life interactions!
I want to cry
Why are u so mad at me? Oh my God. I didn't even do anything[ wrong]. Why are uuuu so mad?
U probably live all the way in the states. And going both ways is too far for us to travel.
play basketball, wrestle, bowling... the online canasta and rock paper scissors is old!
Why? Why do u want to cry? Don't cry.
No it's not. It's fun still.
bs
Especially often. I don't mind meeting up with u. I think the walk would be fun, but I would like for us to be alive at the meeting.
& fuk drake too!
I still have fun. I don't know about u.
bobblehead lookin ass!
Ur crazy. What does he have to do with this conversation?
I hope he blocks me from this blog
because he is a dickhead
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee. We about to block it soon enough. So don't worry. Relax. Just relax. Just. Relax.
he swears he has a big penis but i did not see a buldge in his ass huggin white pants . He lies!
That has nothing to do with u wanting to play games in real life. ... .
BLOCK ME ASSSHOLES!!!!
Im done fin finito block me!!!!!!!
Yeah. I know. For real eh. Why didn't they to begin with? Like, from the beginning when the shitting and/or pissing and/or spamming started from the beginning. And now we're here.
yea i dunno but this is some bullshit. Maybe I can block myself?
why cant they play other shit besides drake all day. That gets old tooo. frackin same ass songs over and over and over fuk! They need to play tyler the creator more
Why can't u just bend over?
O-------------B
.../\.........../\...
your waiting for my response huh?
Response to what? Response for what? Response for I wanna bum[- and/or [ ] and/or []]fuck? No. Yes. I was waiting. I am waiting. Wait. Wait wait. Wait, wait. I'm not waiting. I'm waiting. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
[and/or ]if I[ ][ ]**[ ][ ]
I love the smell of weed. Smoked and/or non[- and/or [ ] and/or []]smoked both.
And and/or cut and/or un[- and/or [ ] and/or []]cut as[- and/or [ ] and/or []]well.
I like the smell of Good weed :)
I feel great today :D
Like God's vagina.
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-heee-hee.
Drake is such a sexy, intelligent, dumb[- and/or [ ] and/or []]ass.
not exactly
My city is expanding like a so[u]n-of-a-gun.
My city IS is better than "T.Dot". Shit ass place.
good for you and your city ... no really
I know.
:) I am just happy to be alive and well
Killuminati.
Come with me. Hail Mary Nigga, COME QUICK SEE. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NOW? ARE U GONNA RIDE OR DIE? ... .
I kinda mope around broken hearted but all and all blessed to have my little furry angels and good weather, some tunes , weed and food. That stuff makes me happy.
I never met 2pac or biggie
what kinda bell are they using it that song?
I am going to run it.
The Liberty Bell. Snitch.
I cracked it with my head. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL hee-hee.
I bet ... U a hard headed eminefer... & I released my shackles... now what else is new?
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