ewww ... I really don't get that fetish. Thats some power trip shit but next level after whips and shit. I dunno give me some good ol fashion luvin and Im scaight. Its not like you care cuz u r such a bitch :)
Not only did I get this mono's I mean moron's/idiot's attention, BUT I MANAGED TO HOLD IT TOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. OH MY GOD. WOW GOD WOW.
I love u so much Drake. I wish I could fucking see u everyday. I want to be with u. Ur my dream. Ur my everything. Ima always be there for u until the end of time. I swear Drake. U'll be mine one day. I'm gonna have u aaaaaaallllll to myself, if it's the last thing I do.
Ah whatta bum bum. Ah whaatta bum-bum. Bum bum dealaa, bum bum, bum bum dealaa, bum bum aye. Lemme'say one ting aahnd see if ya undastaand. One ting and see if ya undastand (8)
I am too lazy to get up to cook breakfast so therefore i sit on my ass and continue to cuddle with my cat! I suppress my urge to eat with herbs until it kicks in and gives me the munchies. Smokin makes me not want to eat the first 24 min.
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Make me.
Are we disrespecting Drakes blog by writing random crap? I feel kinda bad.
I'd shit on his face. And I don't care.
I mean. I don't know. No.
With a ver hairy ass-crack. Right now.
LOLlolLOL
I don't. I don't feel bad AT ALL.
ewww ... I really don't get that fetish. Thats some power trip shit but next level after whips and shit. I dunno give me some good ol fashion luvin and Im scaight. Its not like you care cuz u r such a bitch :)
you are a bitch you know that right?
Thank-u.
I know.
HAAAAAAA hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.
Wanna wax my ass-crack for me?
My wax-machine is in my car.
An interesting bitch somewhat. don't let it go to your head but you have managed to hold my attention. Bravo.
LOLlolLOL
Ill wax your ass crack sure. Now thats love.
NOT! . ! . ! Not. ! . ! . ! .
Thank-u so much.
We can use honey to wax your ass. Honey, heat & strips.
If u can manage to turn honey is waxable shit, then sure. Why NOT. ? . ? . ?
into**
Really? I've had "ur" attention for that long now? For how long?.?.?. That is the question.
That is what they use. Honey wax. Not the kind at the grocery store.
for this convo... I dont even know who u r.
Not only did I get this mono's I mean moron's/idiot's attention, BUT I MANAGED TO HOLD IT TOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. OH MY GOD. WOW GOD WOW.
NOT ALL WAX STUPID.
Okay I say nothing nice to you anymore. You do not deserve sweet talk. You are a cold bitch.
HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
Just give me the sweet talk (8)
And it works for me(8)
NO
What no?
I don't just throw out compliments and when I do, you ruin it. You would really shit on Drakes face? WHy did you say that. You are mean.
Compliment me again.
LOLlolLOL
Put em up
I would shart on his eye and give him pink-eye and let it rot for all I care.
Awe. So sweet.
Dumb-ass! . ! .
Very verry sweet.
Veryy.
Why are you here if you hate darke dummy!
Who is darke?
And I never said anything about hating him and/or anyone.
LOLlolLOL
u said shit pn his eye and let it rot. yes you did.
Not the hating part. No. No I didn't.
But I would if he's a bad man. ! . ! . ! . ! . !
i assumed you did cuz you would let the mans eye rot is all
Hee hee.
And I would if he's/was a bad man! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! .
shutup jabber jaws
Assuming is dumb. Like u.
Make me. Hoe-bag!
Well learn to show some compassion so I do not have to assume fart brain
BLAH.
Fart.
Why don't uuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
LOLlolLOL
Hee hee.
666 HA HA!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
666.
SIXSIXSIX.
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *jadakiss laugh*
So can we fuck already?
LLLLLLLLLLLOL
satan dude... the beast
Come fuck me.
I say to Satan, " ".
Satan takin ova aint a good thing oh hell nah.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
Come to shaton
Come to my ass.
Oh my. Look at the tiiiime!
I must be off now!
I must be getting to my beauty sleep [regime]! . ! . ! . ! . ! .
wow
Toddle-loo!
im sad now
sex talk?
hahaha
Wanna sex-talk? ? ? ?
I know ur still there.
Oh come on!
You really got some serious issues....nobody was talking to you, get over yourself -___-
Yeah.
I imagined it all.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
And on top of that.........!
I KNOW!
NOW PLAYING: EMINEM - LOSE IT ! . ! . ! .
And.
NO! . ! . ! MAKE ME. ! . ! . !
By the way. My serious-issued-ass is laughing HYSTERICALLY.
LOLlolLOL
Darke
- ♥ -
I love u so much Drake. I wish I could fucking see u everyday. I want to be with u. Ur my dream. Ur my everything. Ima always be there for u until the end of time. I swear Drake. U'll be mine one day. I'm gonna have u aaaaaaallllll to myself, if it's the last thing I do.
I Am Canadian.
- ♥ -
Mac's Store.
Peter's Drive-in.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
That's a Calgaryian thing.
Hee hee.
MAH[MEH] BAAAAAAHD.
MAH[MEH] BAAAAAAHD.
LOLlolLOL
Kanata.
Ur butt is mine (8)
ok buddy
BLOOPIE.
Blopie pussy ugly stupid dumb.
Bloopie**
LOLlolLOL
Because I'm Bad. CHAMON! (8)
Sky is the limit, have what u want, be what u want (8)
Are you capable of saying anything nice?
I just did STUPID!
Oh my god. My room is so fucking cold, my nipples get hard every time I walk-in.
I live in Siberia,/. I swear.
I want to grab ur ass, LlLlover.
Monkey.
Boy.
BUDDY BUDDY BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Ah me say one ting and see if'ya undasta[a]nd (8)
LOLlolLOL
I repeat.
Ah me say one ting and see if'ya undasta[a]nd (8)
Shaggy (8)[. Oh my God I fucking love him, want to fuck him, he's mine.]
Ah [me say] whata bum bum. Bum bum dealaa, bum bum, bum bum dealaa, bum bum aye. Ah me say one ting and see'if ya undahstaahnd (8)
Ah whatta bum bum. Ah whaatta bum-bum. Bum bum dealaa, bum bum, bum bum dealaa, bum bum aye. Lemme'say one ting aahnd see if ya undastaand. One ting and see if ya undastand (8)
I am BORED.
*polish/[northern] european accent*
LOLlolLOL
Can I be a video-hoe-vixen for YMCMB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LOLlollolLOL
I'm really good at hoe'in.
LOLlolLOL
We could/should have a [banjo] hoe-down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! . ! . ! . ! . ! .
LOLlollolLOL
yes
I am a major insomniaccccccccccc.
What? Huh? Hm? Etc.
Shaggy? lol... his real name is Orville LOL
I had plenty of rest last night. I feel Great!
Really? Yum. I love him. I'd eat him. All day.
Not me!
No sirrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.
get some rest!
Hello?
LOLlolLOL
I don't know how to rest anything.
Wanna help me with that?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Why do u like talking to me?
HUH HUH?
Should we have phone-sex?
That might help me. LOLlolLOL
I wanna make my boyfried jealous, cause I know he's reading this.
So u wanna do it on the phone with me?
DID U DIE OR WHAT?
I'm sorry.
U sensitive bi[t]ch.
I love u.
Yes I like talking to you.
Jesus
God
What about him? Or her? LOLlolLOL
Okay.
Why?
777
Or IT?
LOLlolLOL
Yes. Lucky 777. JACKPOT.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!
I got Allah's number. 786 BITCH!
LOLlolLOL
Im hungry
Eat summin' BRO.
LOLlolLOL
Bruv-shruv.
Im wakin and bakin. That should suppress my appetite for at least an hour.
Im lazy right now. Cuddling at the moment.
Suppress?????????????????
Alright!
If uya say so!
Then why uya talkin'g to me?
Stop talkin'g to me [then]. ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . !
I am too lazy to get up to cook breakfast so therefore i sit on my ass and continue to cuddle with my cat! I suppress my urge to eat with herbs until it kicks in and gives me the munchies. Smokin makes me not want to eat the first 24 min.
Shit-ass-shit.
I start wanting to eat and/or drink right away sometimes.
that is because you are Fat
U don't even know what I/me and/or my body looks like. How can u say that? Why? How can u say such a thing?
I just thought I would point out your flaws.
But how? U've never seen me.
U've never physically seen me to even make that assumption.
to make that comment**.
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