Um. If u wanna[ give it to me]. I'm just letting u know right now though, if u give me a fake number, I'll prank the fake number over and/or over again for fun. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
I heard some Chinese woman pick up the second time. THE THIRD WAS ON MUTE. And Fourth and Fifth u ignored my calls. And the first time U DID NOT HANG UP. I HUNG UP. ALL 3 THREE OF THE TIMES.
SURE. RIGHT. U ignored me. I was gonna talk he 3rd time. It was muted right away after it was answered. AND I WAS GONNA TALK THE 4T AND 5TH TIME BUT I GOT IGNORED. BOTH TIMES.
SOME OF YA'LL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT-TO-BE LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL ON CRAAAAAAAAAAAACK-A-LACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
I swear. I almost choked to death twice within the last 2 and some years. And me being the idiot I am, I drank water and juice on top of it. Constricted esophagus + choking + liquid (to quickly wash it down) = NOT A GOOD IDEA! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, there were better ideas that came to mind, BUT OF COURSE, I DECIDED TO TAKE THE MOST DIFFICULT COURSE OF ACTION. BUT I'M STILL HERE. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL . I BET IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN ... I EITHER DIE AND/OR SURVIVE WITHOUT FEELING ANY PAIN. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
Cause hoooooooooooooolllllllly hooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck. That was some truly "u feel like ur dying" and/or "u can feel that ur dying" and/or "u can feel that ur choking to death" shit.
Don't read my shit. No one comes here so I talk all the shit I want here. And so far no one's said shit to me, especially the people who run this and/or the site. Plus, this is different. So fuck off.
Nope. Can't do it. It's not possible. Dumb fucking technology SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BEHIND. It was truly a master-piece too. BUT OF-COURSE. I AM DELETING IT.
My ex-boyfriend had big hands and his hands couldn't fully fit over and/or around them. The ass is just out of the question. His whole body couldn't wrap around that (my ass) and he was like 6 feet, 6'1 maybe even 6'2. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL I'm atleast a foot shorter than him that son of a BITCH.
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Okie-dokie. Bye-bye!
u dont want me to bother u dummy
:( I wanted to though...
Why?
*tho {doe}
Why?
I want my adventure to begin dammit
Just talk to God.
Let it begin then.
I am trying to today haha
ok well I can tell you are not into it so I guess I will go about my normal business.
Just assume. Jump to conclusions. And if u gotta go, don't say lame stuff to exit. Bye!
Well then give it a break and TRY AGAIN later. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL ... L.
I was going to ditch what I had to do idiot
Right. Go work.
jokes whatev im trying now asswipe
Rashcream.
so your telling me to leave u alone correct?
damn I as super motivated damn u killed that now
It was a JOKEEE. I was JOKING. GOSH. HOLY. JESUS. I only mean't it if u were going to be busy, especially with important stuff yeah.
I bet ur lying.
yes I want to lie down with u yes
I wish I was good at stalking but I suck.
Me too. I love naps.
I am wearing my illegal leopard for you
ok whatever your not trying to hear me.
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL Awe. I love it. It's almost time for u to go to work.
How am I not?
fuck you
Do u wanna leave me alone?
never
Wanna talk on the phone?
its freezing in this starbucks fuk
Okay.
Youw ant me to post my number?
A.C.
i cant stand the cold burrrr
Um. I'm scared. Ur gonna have to ask DRIZZY Drake and the team to delete it.
so my number or what? fuk drake
:)
Um. If u wanna[ give it to me]. I'm just letting u know right now though, if u give me a fake number, I'll prank the fake number over and/or over again for fun. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
And say uh "someone" gave it to me. LOLlolLOLloLOLlolLOLlolLOL
310
-1010?
Wow. Man. I'm gonna call Pizza-Hut and get a cheese pizza. WITH EXTRA PIZZA SAUCE.
961
4811
That's a lie. I know ur fucking with me.
its real
It probably is.
I'm gonna not call that number.
Call me...
No. It's a fake number. I know it.
hold on its loud in here . Dont call from a blocked number lol
I think I'm gonna faint. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL I know u gave me someone else's number.
* *
Some Chchinese woman and/r lady picked up. IT'S A FAKE NUMBER.
or**
wuss
Huh?
whatever you have my number now world... Call whenev.
That's it. I'm gonna keep pranking them. And it's all ur fault. Because u made mad.
By the way my number is automatically private.
I dunno how u knew that but WWWWWOOOOOWWWWWWW.
ok well your wasting my time... bye
Whatever.
you called twice first time i hung up second time it was on mute but I heard a girly giiggle so you are a girl. Ok gotta go
Ur not giving time. ASSWIPE. ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . !
bye now
I was trying to control my LAUGHTER.
I heard some Chinese woman pick up the second time. THE THIRD WAS ON MUTE. And Fourth and Fifth u ignored my calls. And the first time U DID NOT HANG UP. I HUNG UP. ALL 3 THREE OF THE TIMES.
The first time no one said anything.
AND/OR THE CHINESE WOMAN IGNORED MY CALLS BECAUSE U COULD BE A CHINESE ORIENTAL WOMAN.
ok i tried... u killed my motivation
SURE. RIGHT. U ignored me. I was gonna talk he 3rd time. It was muted right away after it was answered. AND I WAS GONNA TALK THE 4T AND 5TH TIME BUT I GOT IGNORED. BOTH TIMES.
your loss buh bye
the** But it was**
URS NOT MINE. BYE.
TOO**
Should I call again?
I'm scared.
yes call
=)
I'm gonna call.
A girl answered.
dont be scared.
Oh well.
Anyone else.
?
i told u i was a girl u retard u dont believe me
Mmm-hm.
That's cool.
ahhh did u think i was drakeee hahah stupid bitch
Yup.
sucka hahahah what an idiot
I know eh?
ok sweetheart... ima use my cuteness elsewhere. Wasting my time. I pray to god for my time back.
Right. Pray hard.
Like I said, I like it here and I'm staying here.
BLAH BLAH BLLLLLBLBLBLBLBLBLLAHBLAHLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH.
I'm so whipped. I'm sprung (8)
And I'm feelin'g so free. WITH NO-BODY BUT MEEEEEEE (8)
U u u u u u u u u u u u u u uuuuuuuu. MmmmmmmmMm (8)
WITH A** WITH A NO-BODY** LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
Why is my pussy so wet[ for no reason]?
LIKE HORNY WET. GETTING FUCKED WET. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
AND IT SMELLS DELICIOUS.
HUBBA-HUBBA.
JUST FOR SPECIAL REASONS. IMA DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. *SPECIAL*
AND I MEAN NO ONE'S ASS IS SMOOTHER THAN MINE. ................ NOT EVEN GOD'S. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
Spank it (8) Spank it real good (8) *looking back in the mirror* *whip-it tune*
Ta-na-na-na-na (8)
I mean, why do some people gotta FRONT SO MUCH? AND SOW ME THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER?????????
SHOW**
huh?
whip it lol devo haha joker
SOME OF YA'LL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT-TO-BE LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL ON CRAAAAAAAAAAAACK-A-LACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
NOW WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
the girl you called
who is this?
Obviously u know who I am then. Why the hell are u back?
killing time I suppose
im asking myself that question. I guess Im bored
Go "kill it" somewhere else then.
U can easily go be un-bored and/or bored SOMEWHERE ELSE. STOP TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
SOME-WHERE**
U must be dumb-stupid, that's why. NOW SHO!
oh ok my bad
now sho? huh
SHOO! As in GO AWAY. SHO[O]ing PESTS AWAY.!.!.!.!.! MAKING A PEST GO AWAY AND LEAVE.
Look I know Girls Love Beyonce (8)
I swear. I almost choked to death twice within the last 2 and some years. And me being the idiot I am, I drank water and juice on top of it. Constricted esophagus + choking + liquid (to quickly wash it down) = NOT A GOOD IDEA! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, there were better ideas that came to mind, BUT OF COURSE, I DECIDED TO TAKE THE MOST DIFFICULT COURSE OF ACTION. BUT I'M STILL HERE. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL . I BET IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN ... I EITHER DIE AND/OR SURVIVE WITHOUT FEELING ANY PAIN. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
Cause hoooooooooooooolllllllly hooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck. That was some truly "u feel like ur dying" and/or "u can feel that ur dying" and/or "u can feel that ur choking to death" shit.
All my fucking muscle conticted like to the point where they CLOSED-up on me. *eye-brow raise*
muscles** constricted**
Yeah man. Death-DEFYING shit riiiiiaaaaght heurrrrrrrrrre. ! . ! . ! . ! . !
and/or some death-defying shit and/or S**
Like some stupid-ass toddler in grocery store and whip that kid back with it's leash. "COME HERE.".
a**
and/or**
The kid would die if it got lost.
The leash is death-defying.
Why does Drake tweet and/or post shit the delete it like a minute later?
then**
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
Hje must have no life.
bitch why are you talking to yourself?
What's it to u bitch?
Is this the same bitch that gave me their number?
I dont know I just wanted to say that.
si senorita
Who is this?
Oh. Great. Ur back. Why?
i dunno really... im about to go out so i will be gone soon .
So? Why are u telling me?
ok well you have a good night now
Stop cross-gender-talking.
so you know i will be gone. i was reading your rant. i hope u r ok after that throat thing
Bitch. Go cry.
fuk this guy wont stop starring at me at starbucks. its making me uncomfortable. im out.
why would i cry? I am happy :)
Don't read my shit. No one comes here so I talk all the shit I want here. And so far no one's said shit to me, especially the people who run this and/or the site. Plus, this is different. So fuck off.
ima bout to go get happier haha bye
Don't worry about my well-being.
Over-dose. "Somehow.".
ok i wont ... your grumpy... dont be mad because im a girl. i kept trying to tell you.
Actually, no u didn't. Don't talk shit.
Near the end? Doesn't count. It doesn't count at all. I atleast thought u were some hot guy. Forget about gay-ass entertainers.
Are u a butch bitch and/or something? Cause u sure do sound guyish.
A lot of the time. Most of the time.
yea my voice sounds like a boy tru
Okay?
Are u leaving or what?
yea bye... have a good night
peace
K. Thanks. Bye.
Bye "The Love of my Life.". ,". ,",
I can stare at myself[ for] forever.
Holy God. Why are there so many bitch-ass PUNKS? ... etc. etc. etc.[ ][.]
I swear. I'm straight as fuck-hell. But I would be a lesbian with myself ANY-DAY.
And for ever how-ever long I can too.
I have a picture but I dunno where to post it. I wish I could paste it in here. It's a bomb-diggity picture.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!
Nope. Can't do it. It's not possible. Dumb fucking technology SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BEHIND. It was truly a master-piece too. BUT OF-COURSE. I AM DELETING IT.
LAUGHOUTLOUD.
- - ** AND/OR.
[] []** AND/OR.
Woot woot woot woot twerk-team. *peace-signs*
Ryan Seacrest is gay! Confirmed. By me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. =D
I'm starting a rumor.
Seriously. Why are my nipples so big?
My boobs are huuuuuuuuge.
My ex-boyfriend had big hands and his hands couldn't fully fit over and/or around them. The ass is just out of the question. His whole body couldn't wrap around that (my ass) and he was like 6 feet, 6'1 maybe even 6'2. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL I'm atleast a foot shorter than him that son of a BITCH.
And he had a big dick. I dunno anymore. LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL Jokes. Who knows. God knows.
about**
We always molested each other.
Magnums. We always used Magnums. Sometimes nothing. Fucking idiot. FOR SURE!
He got me pregnant.
After that. We were always, we meaning I, was always careful as fuck.
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